i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
These tits shall not be calmed
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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