If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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