And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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