i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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