my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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