I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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