People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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