theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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