i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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