Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That's intense
North Korea, Best Korea!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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