I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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