Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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