Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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