Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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