I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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