Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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