My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
look no pants
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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