I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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