So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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