shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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