Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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