I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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