Its about making memories worth repressing
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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