i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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