stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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