he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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