Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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