He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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