Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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