i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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