She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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