So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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