Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
