This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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