How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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