I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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