Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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