Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She told me I should be a condom model.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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