Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I enjoy the company of your penis
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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