You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your cock deserves a montage
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
