It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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