That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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