We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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