google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just googled if crying burns calories
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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