You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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