Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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