I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
