I'm really into asian looking animals
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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