Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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