Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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