Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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