So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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