Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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