well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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