420 ftw
i think i have herpe
just one?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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